Sleeping. I read a book about a guy who, back in 1922, rode a motorcycle across the United States. Back then most of the roads were nothing but cow paths and he was able to stop and sleep just about anywhere he wanted. That is not case today but I did sleep in many places. On top of picnic tables in rest stops- waking up to the smell of diesel exhaust from the idling tractor-trailers. I was never bothered by authorities or strangers, but in Florida the rest stop security persons asked me to keep my motorcycle out of sight. I guess they thought a visible motorcycle would make some tourists uncomfortable.
I slept on a park bench next to the USS Midway in San Diego-kind of. Damn difficult sleeping vertical but park benches now have a divider prohibiting someone from getting horizontal. I really just nodded off so that I could answer to any police officer that might question me that I was ‘just enjoying the night air.’ Of course that line probably would not have worked, but since I was close to broke and planning on only a couple of days in San Diego, until some cash came through, it would have to do. Tried sleeping in Balboa Park during the day but Ariel would chase other dogs when they came by, and with her being tied to my beltloops, damn near took my pants with her. At one time the leash got wrapped around my neck and I got strangled and had difficulty reeling her back in so I could restore my air supply. For just mere 13 pounds she has a lot of traction.
We cuddled up under a sleeping bag against the motorcycle when we broke down in the middle of Texas at 0130 hours.
We slept in National Forests in Florida and Santa Fe, New Mexico. Texas state parks. Also, along the Natchez Trace Parkway, which was free and very beautiful, with the only drawback being the damn ticks that grabbed hold and fought to stay attached. Flea, tick, and insect repellants didn’t help much.
We stayed at a couple of Motel 6s when we needed a shower or just had to get off the road into a comfortable bed and airconditioning. They are advertised to be cheaper than any other national chain, but I don’t think by much.
Probably, by far, the most dodgy places we ever stayed were the motels owned and operated by Indians. Not native-American Indians, but Indians from India. I don’t know why but the places were dumps. I stayed in three different establishments and they all had the same things in common. No shades on the lamps and ceiling fixtures; curtains and bedspreads with holes and cigarette burns; televisions with only one color-green; and sheets too small for the bed. Forget about getting your room cleaned or an extra towel. And I can say that only the ticks of Mississippi were more vicious than the bed bugs of the Indian motels. But at least in Mississippi we were camping and could accept the ticks as part of the outdoor experience.
P.S. I named all my campsites after friends and acquaintances.






